Recorded at Cowshed Studios December '17.
Produced, recorded, mixed, made up and performed by Nigel G. Lowndes.

DISCLAIMER: No Furry Little Vampires were harmed in the creation of this song.

Lyrics

Well it started back a year or two
After my love and I were wed
She said she though there's something missing
And I agreed - soft in the head
She said she needed to hear tiny feet
Pitter-pattering in our home
So I bought some furry critters to stop her feeling so alone

Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Are part of the family

So after a while I started
To think that something wasn't right
Those furry things took all her time
And she stopped kissin' me goodnight
So I confronted my dearest
Saying its either them or me
And she chose those furry monsters
Saying - go - goodbye - you're free

But you know...
Sometimes I recall
When we were young and carefree
Now all this has changed
Since the furry little "suckers"
Got their claws into you and me
Where did I go wrong?
I thought I was good - well good enough
And how can I compete?
With big eyed furry cuteness
And a perfect set - of teeth

Well its been a year and I'm not sure
That this freedom is that great
'cos I get so freakin' lonely
And I'm in, bit of a state
So I hatched upon and Idea
One that I knew would see me right
I'll get some furry little vampires
To keep me company at night

Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Are part of the family

Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Furry Little Vampires
Got feline fangery